What entrepreneur are you?
Describe yourself poorly
Entrepreneurship
Describe yourself poorly
How would you poorly explain your profession? A Twitter user asked the question. It got more than 30,000 answers. Few of my favourite answers are:
A marketer: Strategy is hallucinating about the future and then something different happens.
A professor: I silently judge 18 year olds for 5 hours a day, then I review their work and judge them again, but this time on a graded scale.
A doctor: I make people unconscious. Then I make them stop breathing on purpose.
A lawyer: I tell really smart people that their really smart friends are wrong about their job.
A pilot: I play a video game on an airplane that makes the plane go from Point A to Point B at 40+ thousand feet in the sky.
A programmer: I stare at 2 glowing rectangles that give me nightmares and occasionally bash my head against my desk or cry and I drink unholy amounts of coffee to stay awake at 3am in the night only to please a person when you know you can’t please him/her…
Why shouldn’t business owners have fun? Please answer this question: Poorly explain what is your business?
I will publish the interesting ones in the next newsletter.